Sunday, November 17, 2013

Everybody Can Keep Their Damn Insurance!

„Glaring at the reporters, the President continued, ,You heard me. If your insurance is crappy, then you just go ahead and keep it — the crappier, the better. Let’s pretend this whole thing never happened.”

A vein in his forehead visibly throbbing, the President added, ,You know, I really wish I hadn't spent the last three years of my life on this thing. I should've just gone around invading countries for no reason. That would’ve made everybody happy. Well, live and learn.‘“

Achtung, Satire! THE BOROWITZ REPORT, der seit einiger Zeit zum „New Yorker“ gehört, bringt es mal wieder auf den Punkt. Und insgeheim wünscht man sich, der Präsident hätte das wirklich gesagt.